The viral kombucha woman
me trying to decide within 30 seconds of meeting a man if we’re going to get married pic.twitter.com/6nzOFdqb7r
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) August 12, 2019
A universal story told on this viral kombucha woman’s face. Not unlike the mental gymnastics many of us go through on a first date: Will I marry this person? Maybe? No. No I most certainly will not, goodbye forever.
the first time i stole from self checkout pic.twitter.com/83wYcrHoI5
— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) August 11, 2019
And there’s more…